Pick-up lines are used to start a conversation with someone you’re interested in dating or want to get to know better. A hilarious pick-up line will break the ice between you at a party, bar, or anywhere else where you happen to meet someone who catches your attention. Starting off with a cheesy pick-up line will show you have a good sense of humor and are a fun person to be around. Here are the best funny pick-up lines to use on your crush in 2022 if you want to strike up a conversation and maybe even land a date!

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1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

2. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

3. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.

5. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

6. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on. Cheesy Pick-Up Lines.

7. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

9. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

10. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

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11. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

12. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

13. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

14. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

15. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

16. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

17. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

18. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

19. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

20. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

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21. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

22. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

23. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

24. Did it hurt? When did you fall from heaven?

25. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

26. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

27. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

28. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

29. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

30. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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31. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

32. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

33. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

34. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

35. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

36. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

37. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

38. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

39. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

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40. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

41. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

42. You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!

43. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

44. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

45. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

46. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

47. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

48. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

49. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

50. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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51. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

52. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

53. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

54. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?

55. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

56. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

57. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

58. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

59. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

60. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

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61. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

62. They say Disney is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

63. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

64. Let us let only latex stand between our love.

65. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

66. I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

67. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

68. Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes?

69. I hate to see you go but I love to watch you walk away.

70. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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71. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

72. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

73. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

74. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

75. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

76. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

77. Feel my T-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.

78. My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl/guy for me. Is that you?

79. You’re so pretty that I forgot my pickup line.