Guide On How to Not Be an Idiot

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Here is a lovely guide on how not to be an idiot; always have an extra copy of something, and think before you speak. Two things that I never do. It’s good to keep things in mind, like the second part of a story, or how to do things. Don’t put off doing something until last minute, and than when you finally do it immediately scrap it, or not save a copy. Very bad idea. I had write about planned before this, but it didn’t save, and ended up deleting. Now, for some reason, I have three copies of the post, even though it deleted. Always have a backup if something goes wrong, except for when you have a break up. If you have a backup person for a break up, than you’re a ginormous idiot.

Thinking before you act is a good thing too, because if you don’t you can get on someone’s nerves, or might end up doing something you regret. Recently I’ve noticed a lot of people saying doing stuff, and they didn’t think of later consequences. One time I told a person I didn’t like them, and I ended up getting a referral. You may also want to pay attention to your surroundings for how you act, but that doesn’t mean that if someone tells you to stop doing something, you should continue it when that person isn’t around. Always coming prepared is a good way to start too, that way you won’t be the one person asking the obvious question that everyone knows the answer to.

Think of things that you can do that could potentially not make you feel like the biggest doofus on the planet. Research something important, that others may not know, find things that interest you, and learn about it. Learn about other cultures, or things that your best friend likes. Listen to what others have to say, don’t get involved with other people’s drama, tell someone if there is a problem. Not being an idiot is a good thing. Don’t be an idiot.

You have a problem? Ask for help, if your teacher says that if you need help, go to them. Than again, not many listen to advice, and when they do they don’t actually do what the advice is telling you to do…

        ANYWAY, listen to your gut, if your gut is going against what other people are saying, than I don’t know what to tell you. Either your gut, or other people are wrong… Most likely other people, because people are idiots… wait… I’m supposed to be helping people NOT be idiots… Show fellow idiots that you know this very badly written post, so that you can spread awareness. If someone tells you to stop, and you know they’re not joking, than stop. It’s really annoying having to listen to the same thing over and over, whether it be a song, something offense, or you just repeating a sentence.

Oh well, hope this apparent advice was good enough…