Ferret property laws (and added ferret property laws picture)

Ferret Cage Laws

For upon |1. Ferret property laws-I must be allowed to do what I please in the premises of my cage. 

2. My food will belong to nobody else but me. Thieves will be thoroughly punished. ( see 4) 

3. The bed I choose to sleep in is forever mine; any trespassers will be nipped.

4.Any thieves besides me and my kin will be tested to join our group. If you choose to betray us and thieve our rightful belongings, you will feel the wrath of the ferret kind descending upon your very soul. 

5.Any attackers to me or my kin shall deal with the rest of the ferret community.

6.If something belongs to me or my kin, it is our rightful belonging and you with further serve us as a personal butler if you choose to attempt the thievery of our belongings.

7.The war-dance is only to be used in serious situations if a plastic bag suddenly chases you.

8.Toys are to be removed from all sleeping areas before the y food will belong to nobody else but me.. Ferret property laws

9.Litter throwing is not disgraceful in any manner; do with your litter as you shall please.

10.The ferret leaders have to right to claim all toys for themselves.

11.Any broken belongings can be given to the human servants to fix.

12.Food must be eaten away from where you found it to avoid attacks of mice, rats and ants, and other vermin. Ferret property laws